Step Away From the Dork

I have done the embarrassing again!
Short version:

Somtimes, you don't feel everthing you should. This includes tucking your suit jacket into your tights.
Because I have tattoos, I wear thick tights when I have an important meeting. These tights are wicked! They are like a really thick condom; You feel the major stuff, but not the important stuff.
Enough said. They laughed at me!