Guys, if you ever plan on using a pick up line, don't use this one:
"I'm so sorry for staring at you. You look like someone I know, she's a school teacher."
He went on to drunkenly explain that she was a very important person in his life and that seeing me brought back very, VERY good memories. Geez, why didn't he just say I looked like a librarian!
Note to self: Destroy that shirt, burn those jeans!
3 comments:
oh you! Are you proposing to me?
How lonely I am, I'm responing to spam! D-O-R-K
Hey, you are a librarian that drinks beer! That is sexy!
Oh dear, I mean that when I think of teachers and librarians, I normally think of a heavy set older woman. Maybe I should go back to the library and check again.
Well, I'm not making any points this way! I just mean that he didn't need to point out the fact that I am big and old. That is no way to make a girl feel like dancing!
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