Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Splat

If I were a bird:

I would shit on your car
Fly far, far away.

If you need me:

I will be at the beach
Drinking Greyhounds
Watching my boys play

2 comments:

Bella said...

LMAO!!! That's great. If I were a bird, I'd probably shit on everyone's car too.

Jay said...

If I were a bird, I'd be the non-flying kind, like a turkey. I'm afraid of heights. So I probably wouldn't shit on your car.