Dear Neighbor,
You have been a good neighbor over the last year. I appreciate the pride you take in your flowers and making the area look nice.
I realize you are an adult (I think you might even qualify for the Senior discount), but some of the decisions you make amaze me.
I accept the fact that you like to start your day with a hot cup of black coffee and an even hotter hard-core porn film. But PLEASE, for god’s sake, either close your shades or turn your 64 in. plasma T.V away from the window. It makes it very hard for me to get any exercise in the morning. How am I supposed to raise my heart rate walking back and forth in front of your window every morning?
Your neighbor,
Amy
4 comments:
I dunno, early morning porn seems like a PERFECT way to raise my heart-rate!
it might not do anything for you, but i guarantee you that his heart rate gets a happy little boost.
totally gross.
OMG!!!! Are you kidding me? Can I move in with you????
Yep...porn is definitely a distraction when you're trying to exercise..or do anything else at all for that matter & it's on a HUGE screen TV?
Do you think he's trying to make up for something...with such a big screen?
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