1. I got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning...literally! I moved my bed yesterday and when I startled awake, I sat up and jumped out of bed, or should I say, jumped into the wall. I got up and went for a walk only to come home and find out it was only 3:30 a.m! Moving my bed=moving my alarm clock= reseting the time and alarm= me, up at 2:30 am.
2. My CD player jammed in the car and I had to listen to "The Hurdy Gurdy Man" 100 times in a row. Butthole Surfers my ass!
3. Arriving at work 3 minutes late I proceeded to spill coffee down the front of my new pink sweater.
When you start the day like this, it can only get better.
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