Excuses have evolved from when I was young- a sign of the times I say. Gone are the days of holding your stomach or head and faking illness of some sort.
Nick came into the kitchen this morning holding his cell phone and said:
N: Mom, uh, I just got a text from God. He said I shouldn’t go to school; something bad is going to happen.
M: Test, huh?
N: *shakes head yes*
After I dropped him off at school I sent him a text:
“I’m sorry, I delivered the message to the wrong kid.
You need to go to school!”
- GOD
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