Can you believe...

that I am 35 friggin' years old and I didn't know who Aunt Flo was? I'm not joking!
Our receptionist came in yesterday all beat up looking.
I asked if she was O.K. and she said. "I'm just tired, Aunt Flo came last night and I didn't get much sleep".
So I say, "Does everyone have an Aunt Flo, jeez, I know at least 4 people who have an Aunt Flo".

Someone snickered, someone giggled and then they explained...

I get it!! Every girl of child bearing age has an "Aunt Flo". Ewww, that is kinda sick! I thought she was some annoying older lady that liked to talk all night.

Fun with pictures

Have you ever been this tired? This is what happens after a run on the beach!

Have you ever had a houseguest that just made himself at home and wouldn't leave? Yeah, me too! I came home everyday to this sight and yes...he did hog the remote. Thank goodness he finally went home!

I've heard of tennis elbow...but tennis ball?!

Creative excuse

Excuses have evolved from when I was young- a sign of the times I say. Gone are the days of holding your stomach or head and faking illness of some sort.

Nick came into the kitchen this morning holding his cell phone and said:

N: Mom, uh, I just got a text from God. He said I shouldn’t go to school; something bad is going to happen.

M: Test, huh?

N: *shakes head yes*

After I dropped him off at school I sent him a text:

“I’m sorry, I delivered the message to the wrong kid.
You need to go to school!”
- GOD

WHAT IS MORE EMBARRASSING...

than being spotted "burning rubber" in the Vons parking lot...IN A SATURN!??!

Not much